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Friday, October 27, 2006

When a SAG meets a "Fish"



我向一个双鱼座的朋友分析她的新婚射手座丈夫

射手座就喜欢追⋯ 不停地射。
如果是小白兔而已,就会丢掉,再去找别的。

爱上射手本来就很危险
因为射了人就会想逃
逃远了,就会想回来看看你是死是活

    我那双鱼座的朋友就说:
          雙魚女沒什麼要求
          只希望她愛的人好好愛她而已 就這麼簡單
          但雙魚女無法忍受她愛的人花心
          因為她自己是全心全意的⋯ 要懂得珍惜她

他妈的!我近年来都遇到双鱼。早先被一条我一直以为很不错的伤到残废,不知干麻又来了几条小的老的。已经好几条了...
可能我在水里不善于射箭,都瞄不准!

还是去射兔吧⋯ 松鼠也不错!
可是她看着我怎么射呢? @#%⋯

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

KFC - Don't pRay pRay






Lazy recipe for Doreen, Chern Hwei, Justin, and all my buddies in overseas.

damn lazy, but it really works.

KFC chicKEN, even better! best in Westwood LA eeehhh, and somewhere in Queens, NY.
Don't pRay pRay yeh!!

Gotta be Chicken thighs dude. Don't try drumsticks, it will be like super dry goreng ayam.
Defrost in the morning la.
***hit the surface with knife back, or massage it with fingers (or do that when you put salt and spice). haha
***Stab with fork, or shallow cut on the surface so that the flavor infiltrates into the meat.

***If lazy, skip it

Apply salt first (about 1/4 to half tea spoon for each), then pepper (a lot). Massage a bit laaa.
secret recipe - add Yoshinoya red pepper... go curi a lot everytime you go there :D
Then flour that just enough to cover the surface, especially the skin!!
Then throw them into a freeze beg or clean plastic beg... let them "marinate" for 1/2 hour to 2 hours... go do your work.

Here is the trick - use aluminium foil to make high pillow to cushion the thighs.
You need those oil to make the inner meat juicy (that's why thighs and not drumsticks) but also want them to be dry, and not soaking them in the oil and become oily wet... eeeewww!
Make thick cylinders from foil and place 2 of them closely and parallel and put a row of thigh on it.
(don't fold them nicely laa, the more uglier the thicker, "gulung" them roughly)

440F, (250c) about 25 minutes, depending on your oven.
take one out and test after 25 minutes.

IF YOU ARE SUPER BUSY or LAZY!!! I tried this and it still taste really good.
Throw thighs, salt, pepper and flour into a plastic bag. and hit them like those chinese robbers use linen beg to catch and wallop people. LOL


PS: 100% guarantee you will like it and make it so often until your TJ hates it!!!! hahahha
and make sure keep one for me next time.!!!!
PS: Julian, welcome to the club. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sunday, October 22, 2006

I am levitating!!

I am now officially an  ASCAP 
member. 

It's not difficult to get in. Why didn't I do it earlier? sigh...

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The baby has sprung

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Slept at 5am then woke up at 9 just now. DAMN..